When I Become Queen Of The World...

The first thing I am going to do is to add more hours to the day during the Christmas season. How the heck am I suppose to work all day, Christmas shop (without Lil Geechee Girl), host a family party (tomorrow), clean house, bake, paint the bathroom, wrap presents, decorate the house? Not to mention the regular chores of cooking, laundry, yard work, etc. How the heck does anyone have the time to really appreciate the 'True Meaning Of Christmas'? Actually, when I become Queen of the World, I will not extend the hours of the day. I will outlaw all of this insane commercialism and get back to basics. It will be a season of reflection, of family and friends and most importantly, celebrating the birth of Jesus. It will be a time of remembering why we really celebrate Christmas.